partybarackisinthehousetonight:

If you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

(via latealchameleon)

chickensandwich:

whenever you think i’m listening to you i’m actually just looking at you and thinking about lady gaga

(via disneyprincess-high)

I’m about to start crying and I don’t even know where to scream about this so here I am

SO TODAY IS SAT SCORE DAY AND I’VE BEEN REFUSING TO CHECK IT AT SCHOOL BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW MY SCORE BUT I GOT HOME AND

I got 2340 on my SATs!!! Omggg I don’t even know what to say I’m shaking and ajsdflkjalsdfkj I was so scared that I had to pay and take it again but ok this is totally unexpected I need a moment

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

(via latealchameleon)

rneerkat:

darrynek:

rneerkat:

if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo

oh

(via cardashians)

• me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
• me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
• *ARTPOP is still not out yet*

getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just 

(via artpop-generation)

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

(via lanadelfuckyourmom)